Well America, there's a fox in the henhouse, and since no one seems to be making a ‘sqawk,’ I guess I’ll be the ‘pecker’ who’s willing to ‘cock’ the boat, and maybe wind up with chicken ‘leg’ on my face.
The fox's name of course is former president of AIG Inc. Rod Blagoynich, and the henhouse is none other than Fox News--the network that hopes to mine big ratings out of big scandal, by running nightly finance segments hosted by none other than the (in)famous Ponzi schemer himself. That's right, every evening, easy-chair economists can tune in to their local Fox affiliate to watch Wallstreet wonks and perorating politicos square off against an enraged (and imprisoned) Blargoynick. Hey Bleggroyich, if you love the green so much, why the all-orange wardrobe?
The show will feature the embattled embezzler taking guests' questions (and nothing else--warden’s rules!) through the bullet-proof barrier, all whilst issuing his mandatory nightly apology to the beleaguered and bilked, and making stock picks.
You know, I wouldn't be surprised if Bloynavavich says to invest in TWIN. No, not the tandem bicycle company--the purveyor of fine toilet wines! At least next time I’m watching TV and I suspect that a program came straight out of the toilet, I’ll be half right! The Toilet Wine came out of the toilet in the prison and now that’s what’s on TV!
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